Philip Rodney Moon

Writing, Creating, Humoring

New on Cracked: 6 Douchebag Luxury Goods Originally Invented to Help People

| January 20, 2011

A new Cracked article is up. 6 Douchebag Luxury Goods Originally Invented to Help People reveals the surprisingly noble origins of the jacuzzi hot tub, yachts, rhinoplasty, ecstasy, botox and boner pills. Read and feel better as you sit in you hot tub upon your yacht, surrounded by strippers with plastic surgery and a plate [...]

New Weird Worm Article: 9 Outrageous US Secession Attempts

| November 6, 2010

I have a new article for Weird Worm about 9 Outrageous US Secession Attempts. . While the American Revolution and Civil War were fought over issues of freedom, independence and the history of how this nation would define itself, these secessions are over such things as tourist maps, mopeds and, well, New Jersey

Fifth Cracked Article

| July 2, 2010

My fifth Cracked.com article, 8 Historic Symbols That Mean The Opposite of What You Think, was published today. The article covers misunderstood use of historic symbols like Chief Crazy Horse, 40 Acres and A Mule, and Satanist wearing a symbol of Christian deference and humility towards Christ.

Latest Cracked Article “5 Lesser Known (Completely Ridiculous) American Civil Wars”

| May 16, 2010

My latest Cracked.com article, 5 Lesser Known (Completely Ridiculous) American Civil Wars , has been published! Read it to learn of the Honey War, the Red River Bridge War, and the origins of the Michigan-Ohio State football rivalry.